miércoles, 9 de noviembre de 2011

OMG STOP THE INTERNETS (cuando lo random ataca)

Omegle, el lugar donde la no-conversación ocurre. A pesar de la idea de chatear con desconocidos de cualquier lugar del mundo, la gente no esta dispuesta  a charlas random, simplemente creen que es una interfaz creada para encontrar mujeres ardientes y deseosas que no tuvieron mejor idea que quedarse en casa a conversar con pervertidos. Claro. Que quede en claro que no hubo internautas heridos en la creación de este articulo bloggero y que toda similitud con la realidad es pura coincidencia. Heme aqui siendo un asshole por internet.



Stranger: i am 21 year old male looking for a female to talk to
You: im 22
You: you can guess if im a male or a female
You: or both
You: or a freaking robot from the future who is using omegle to warn you about global warming
You: AL GORE WAS RIGHT
You: SPREAD THE WORD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: i just had a chat with kevin bacon
You: here
You: in omegle
You: can you believe it?
Stranger: no way
You: yep
You: he said "hi im kevin" and logged out
You: im pretty pretty sure it was mr Bacon
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: by the time i say "im on drugs" ppl log off
You: whats the problem omegle?
You: im just a human being
You: on drugs
You: a drug called charlie sheen to be more specific
You: if you try it once you will die
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 24 m ind
Stranger: asl?
You: im a hot naked brazilian woman
You: waiting for my prince charm in omegle
You: cause thats how i roll
Stranger: okay
Stranger: and ur age?
You: 27
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im here to make nw friends
You: you came to the right place buddy
Stranger: wud u like to b one?
You: ye sure
You: ill be your friend
You: for the next 5 minutes
You: till you close that window chat
Stranger: its now
You: now?
Stranger: but i ve got a mail id
You: ye about that
You: in brazil its not allowed to use email accounts
You: its illegal
You: our president is loco loco
Stranger: shall i expect u to mail me
Stranger: facebook
You: ill do my best... i've heard about an underground e-mail rebel group
You: using laptops to send emails and fuck the system up
You: pretty dangerous stuff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Y el que no entiende inglés que se curta.